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I picked up this two-pack about two weeks ago at Tuesday Morning for $10, and let me just say that boy oh boy am I glad I didn't pick it up at Toys R Us for $25.
Now, I'm no stranger to Mattel's quality control failures. I've gotten dolls with two right hands, one badly-molded shoe, two right shoes, two right LEGS, wonky eyes, wonky mouths, wonky hairlines, epic cases of glue hair, missing hands, you name it.
I have never before had a two-pack with quite so many things wrong... while having so very little actually in it.
The box! This is the brown-bag lunch peanut butter & jelly two pack, implying either best-friendsiness or lesbian romance between Twyla and Draculaura, who are supposed to go together like PB&J. An interesting choice given that the last time Twyla and Draculaura had any significant one-on-one interaction was in Haunted.
( More pics and complaints behind the cut! )
Now, I'm no stranger to Mattel's quality control failures. I've gotten dolls with two right hands, one badly-molded shoe, two right shoes, two right LEGS, wonky eyes, wonky mouths, wonky hairlines, epic cases of glue hair, missing hands, you name it.
I have never before had a two-pack with quite so many things wrong... while having so very little actually in it.
The box! This is the brown-bag lunch peanut butter & jelly two pack, implying either best-friendsiness or lesbian romance between Twyla and Draculaura, who are supposed to go together like PB&J. An interesting choice given that the last time Twyla and Draculaura had any significant one-on-one interaction was in Haunted.
( More pics and complaints behind the cut! )
