First of all, let me apologize that somehow these pics just aren't as fun/nice as my process pics. I don't know how that happened. Not the right mood for doll photography that day?

But hey!



So I made myself a custom Raythe.

Click on the link in the paragraph above for a detailed report on how I did it, this post is a close look at his outfit, but.

The Reboot robbed us of boy characters generally-- we got, what, Shriek Wrecked Gil, who was basically just Gil but with opaque-molded hands, Dance the Fright Away Deuce, Winning Werewolves Clawd, and Vampire Kitchen Dracula-- who wasn't even fully articulated.

Robbed!

And the reboot actually gave us not just Raythe but Moanica's horde of Zomboys-- I would've paid for a five pack of Moanica and Zomboys, even with budget articulation.

But-- Raythe. The first boy to express an interest in Clawdeen onscreen, lead singer of Howling Thunder and Frightening (featuring Raythe and Deuce and the Rolling Bones and Woolee), hanger of lampshades-- hey, how come I didn't get an electrified outfit?

I've wanted one for years, I still kinda hope Mattel makes one (there's your Skullector Line, Mattel, do us up some missed dolls-- Pharaoh, Raythe, Mom Wolf, Madame Ptolemy, Mermanta Gil, Andy Beast, Gory, Bram, I could go on!), but I am not going to bet on that.

So I made one.

Twelve more pics behind the cut for a very thematic 13! )
Okay, so, I got the G3 Coffee Break two-pack and as I was messing with it, I kept staring at Deuce:



I kept saying to myself, "He looks like somebody."

I knew I wanted him for a custom-- nonhuman-colored boy dolls that work with Monster High are thin on the ground-- but I wasn't sure who. I was debating between Spelldron Cauldronello and a couple of backgrounders when I had the sudden terrible realization that...

He looked a little like my boy Raythe, from the infamous Reboot/G2.

Follow me for 55 more pics of turning a green boy into a blue boy! )
The last of my Monster High Unboxing backlog! At least until I open up my Music Class Ari.

It's the G3 Coffin Bean playset, which was of course absolutely irresistable to me.

Tiny food, my great weakness!

I also love useful doll furniture and shop-related items but tiny food!

The G3 Monster High Coffin Bean playset has an MSRP of $50, but I haven't even seen a planogram for it at my local Target since Christmas. I got it in October, I think, and clever use of the Target app meant I mostly use points on it-- I did not pay $50, I paid $13. (I meant to pay $3 but the cashier did not properly scan my gift cards.)



Anyway, $13 is thematic so I rolled with it (and now I have gift cards burning a hole in my pocket.)

65 more pics behind the cut! )
Okay, that's the old backlog all taken care of, let's get back to G3 stuff-- nothing I think you can find on store shelves, these days, but ordering online is still a possibility! And since this is the Coffee Break two-pack, featuring Frankie and Deuce in a non-romantic context despite wild fan speculation before the two-pack was actually released, as of this writing you can still find bits of it on my eBay sales page!

Not many bits, at this point, but bits!



Okay, so, Monster High G3 Coffee Break Frankie Stein & Deuce Gorgon two-pack, MSRP of $50! I did not spend that, I don't remember what I did spend, but I think I used a bunch of Target points or a Circle offer or something and came away with a huge deal.

56 more pics behind the cut! )
These pictures date to October 15, 2021, which... is the day I received this, I think.

Usually with mint-in-box Monster High stuff, I hang onto it and unbox it on a day when I need a little boost, but I pre-ordered these-- I set an alarm to make sure I was online and sniping in order to pre-order these in the six-minute window between 'going live' and 'selling out'-- and I was frickin' excited to see them.



And I'm going to post a lot of pictures of the unboxing process, as Skullector dolls are fairly comparable to SDCC dolls in terms of how schmancy the boxes are... and unless you can drop serious money on eBay or were lucky enough to get into that six-minute window...

Yeah these are hard-to-find. I paid $90 plus shipping.

And I'm probably gonna talk about that price a lot.

54 more pics behind the cut! )
Lots of Looks Draculaura came to me in a lot of three dolls, and so far I have... recouped shipping. Like Ebbie, she dates back to May of 2021, so that's how long I've been sitting on her. She was the last secondhand but new-in-box doll I purchased until VERY recently.



She also pretty clearly came from Tuesday Morning.

27 more pics behind the cut! )
So, I do believe I finally own and have reviewed the entire Monster Family sub-line of Monster High-- I've got single-packed Pawla Wolf, Fangelica Van Bat, Sandy de Nile with high chair, the Vampire Kitchen with Dracula and Draculaura, Pharrah de Nile and the de Nile Family game Night set with Cleo, Lux, and Sandy #2, the Blue beach picnic two-pack with Lagoona and Kelpie, Alivia Stein andb Gigawatt, the Wolf bedtime three-pack with Clawdeen, Barker, and Weredith, the Wolf Family bunkbeds with Pawla, Weredith, and Packlyn, Howleen Wolf and allegedly Cushion, the Stein family cookout two-pack with Frankie and Alivia, and as of May 2021 (yes I am super backlogged, why do you ask?), the doll I hesitated on in stores because I could never find one with both her eyes on the same plane of existence...



Little Ebbie Blue!

It took a damn ass hell long time to find her on eBay, too-- I paid about $20 shipped for her, and that was my ceiling because she's such a small doll.

Thirty-one more pics this way! )
Ah, I see, if I sort by name, everything with IMG (phone camera) comes first, while the older stuff (starts with P) comes later, but if I sort by Date Modified, I can see the OLDER stuff I still need to review!



The Fright Roast Coffee playset never appeared anywhere on store shelves in my area, so I got it on eBay after the fact in... uh, probably 2019, but my unboxing dates back to September 2020. I got mine as part of a lot of things that appeared to have some water damage, but you can find it on eBay for around $35-$45 shipped in the US. It's a pretty cute playset and I regret not being able to pay the $15 MSRP for it; if I could've, I might have two.

27 more pics this way! )
The same day I picked up G3 Ghoulia, I also picked up G3 Cleo (and a 5-surprise ball, because there was a discount on $50 worth of toys and 4x$24.99 does not = $50).

Do I like her? Yes, with a couple of caveats. Is she going to bump Classic Cleo out of her spot as Definitively My Cleo?

... You know what? Read on and see.



Thirty-one more pics this way! )
... Been a while, hasn't it? Well, I never claimed to be consistent, and there's been a whole chunk of plague and a health event (guess who's diabetic! I miss bread and rice) and a fifth (and hopefully final) nibling since my last post, so I've been busy even aside from dolls.

This is the first of a few backlogged unboxing reviews I have, even though I think I have some earlier ones I never got around to. I'm just. I'm doing them in the order the photos pop up in the hopes of getting through them all in the next week or so.



So here's Monster High's freshly-rebooted Ghoulia Yelps, a Target exclusive! And several months out of date, cos I got Ghoulia in October and this whole damn ass hell line vanished from store shelves by January.

Way to sustainability, Mattel and/or Target. 44 more pics this way! )
My Monster High grail doll list has gotten shorter!

I have had '"Monster High" Cleo Fashion' as one of my saved eBay searches for... uh, a couple years now. Back in July, the right combination of 'not highway robbery' and 'listed at a time when I have money' appeared and I JUMPED.

I paid about $77 shipped (from Australia to California) and I'm STILL kinda proud of myself. I would not have gotten her if I hadn't been idly browsing eBay on my phone in bed the instant she was listed. I don't think she was up for an hour.

So!



I finally freaking got her!

26 pics behind the cut! )
Listen I'm just getting my unboxing/review backlog out of the way, really.

I got Frankie's vanity back in April, too, mint in box for a little less than $16. (With Frankie's vanity, you can bargain hunt. With Cleo's... well, I'm still hunting.)



Please ignore any blobs of green and peach in the mirror through this review. That's me and my green T-shirt, reflecting more than expected.

28 pics behind the cut! )
Hm that's two Stein-based reviews in a row and I have one more to do, let's space these out a bit.



Pre-reboot this time-- I got the Student Lounge! I found this one on eBay for about $16 shipped, which I actually think is below the MSRP. I needed this set. Look at it. It's got a vending machine.

21 more pics behind the cut! )
I mean I thought I was going to have a couple image-heavy posts back in April but I only did the one. Instead here I am in October, with a HUGE backlog of stuff.

This is the first of those backlogged posts: I got the Frankie-Alivia Monster Family two-pack!



I found it on eBay for... uh okay it's been six months. I want to say around $22? In the neighborhood of MSRP, which was $20. And while cost is always one of my chief concerns, when I shop on eBay I'm also always looking to see who has a photo of the actual item they actually have for actual sale. It is true that no one can rock wonk-eye like a Stein but I'm only so willing to gamble.

29 more pics behind the cut! )

Oh right one more thing! Comparison shots of the Alivias! )

And there you go.

I actually genuinely do like Alivia as a character-- even as she was presented in the Howliday Special. How often do you see a nine-to-twelve-year-old girl presented as the strong, silent type? I could easily wish she'd turned up pre-reboot, because I think the Frankie-Alivia storyline could have benefited from Frankie having contact with her friends' sisters. (Although I do like that Alivia came about basically the same way Hoodude did-- Frankie takes after her grandpa, she got all wound up and made a person she didn't know what to do with. Twice!)




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Well, it's been a while! And I've accidentally piled up a few stacks of deboxing photos, so as is usual for me, after silence comes a glut of content.

Anyway, today's doll is Lots of Looks Frankie Stein, a spiritual successor to the classic I <3 Fashion line. Lots of Looks was an alt channel line, which of course meant I never saw them in stores. I snagged mine last month on eBay for just under $20 shipped, which was the highest I was willing to go for her. For Draculaura, I'd have to be willing to pay a little more.



Boxed! Frankie comes with two pairs of shoes, a clutch handbag, a belt, two shirts, a skirt, a dress, and rarity of rarities, a pair of long pants.

19 more pics inside the cut! )
... Okay so maybe I missed 'tomorrow' a little for this review, but late is better than forgotten! (Tuesday is Errands Day and Wednesday is Both Kids Wednesday, when Mom and I have to watch my extremely strong, active, and dexterous four-foot-tall four-year-old nephew and my incredibly independent, busy, and cat-loving two-year-old niece without the help of anyone who can move particularly quickly. Fun times.)

So, third and final of the replacements Mattel's fantastic customer service sent me, going above and beyond the price point of the Lunchtime Ghouls two-pack is Tween Howleen! Which is very exciting, honestly, she counts as one of the characters I don't have (alongside Zomby Gaga, Treesa Thornwillow, and Ebbie Blue).



Instead of her canonical 14, Monster Family Howleen appears closer to the eleven-to-thirteen range, like Alivia and Kelpie.

Let's go take a closer look at her! )

But how, you ask, does Monster Family Howleen compare to Classic Howleen?

I'm glad you asked! )

But hey, now I've got all three Monster Family Tweens, do I have any learnings on what shoes fit them?

I'm glad you asked that, too! )
Second of the three dolls I got from Mattel to replace my jacked-up Lunchtime Ghouls, Beach Beasties Draculaura (officially on my packing slip as '2013 Swim Draculaura') is wearing one of the very few Draculaura outfits I wanted, but didn't already have.

And that's how nice Mattel's CSRs were-- I wrote in and explained the problems with the Lunchtime Ghouls set (which, remember, I got at Tuesday Morning for $10), Mattel wrote back and said 'oh no that's not good AND we don't have that set in stock, can I interest you in I Heart Shoes Draculaura and Haunted Twyla?' I replied saying those were such great dolls that I got them retail the first time around and is it rude to ask for different replacement dolls, I keep meticulous lists of what I have vs what I need would you like a list? Mattel said send the list, I sent an abbreviated version of my wishlist, and Mattel sent me three dolls off of it, with a total MSRP of, like, $42? $47? Somewhere in that zone.

They knew I paid $10 for that two-pack. I think maybe they were just really, really nice to the person who wrote them in December saying things like 'is it okay if I' and 'take your time, I'm not in any hurry' and 'thank you for your patience!'

Okay, doll.



The 'gimmick' of this line was bright colors and clear plastic details.

More pics behind the cut! ... I forget how MANY more, but, more! )

There's one more doll Mattel sent in their mission to overkill my Lunchtime Ghouls issues, but that'll have to wait for tomorrow.




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Okay, so, remember these dolls and all their problems? Well, I contacted Mattel's customer service asking if there was any way to fix this, and Mattel couldn't replace the Lunchtime Ghouls... so they offered me replacement dolls, and were happy to work with me to make sure the replacement dolls I received weren't dolls I already owned.

Operetta is the first of these, so, a nice and ridiculously outdated review of Dot Dead Gorgeous Operetta! In case you're considering her, or spot her mint in box.



Just in time for Prom 2012! I think I ended up getting Operetta as a substitute/replacement (out of all the dolls on the list I sent Mattel of 'I don't have these so I wouldn't just flip 'em on eBay') because they actually did try to send me replacements of Draculaura and Twyla... but I am literally only missing Garden Ghouls Twyla. So hey, not even Mattel has HER in stock.

17 more pics behind the cut! )
More details coming soon, but man are the CSRs at Mattel generous and helpful. This is the third time they've gone above and beyond to resolve an issue I've had with Monster High dolls, and I'm just... really impressed with them, generally. Every time I've written in with a problem, I've gotten it resolved beautifully.

My FCA Operetta had one shoe badly molded? Got sent a voucher for her MSRP.

Gloom & Bloom Jinafire has two right hands? Got sent a new pair of hands at no charge.

Kitty Cheshire hand pack I ordered from the parts store (not a perfect match but close enough for Avea to take her gloves off) came with two left hands? New pair of hands and I didn't even have to send the old ones back.

There's something wrong with my City Ghouls Elle Eedee's hip joint? How about passing THREE Gala Ghoulfriends Elles back and forth between me and Mattel until we figure out this is just some kind of engineering issue and hey, I can feel free to keep one of the Gala Elles.

Send in a long note just to say I've had myself a little unboxing party and everything is just so much fun to play with and I'm really impressed with the dolls (and though I did mention one or two minor issues I also mentioned that hey, it was only dolls I wanted for the clothes so they didn't count as issues)? $35 merchandise voucher that I did not remotely expect because I wasn't writing in to complain, just to say how pretty IHF Wydowna is.

Shriek Wrecked Catrine should have a color-blocked part but instead has a mess? Please enjoy this $15 merchandise voucher.

First Day of School Ari's wrist breaks and can't be replaced? $15 check even though the doll is OLD. (I fixed the wrist with a pin.)

School Spirit Lunchtime Ghouls Draculaura has two left hands and Twyla's right knee won't bend? After a bit of back-and-forth about the holes in my collection, the $25 two-pack I got for $10 at a second-run store is being replaced by THREE dolls. Three dolls with a combined MSRP of $47.

Mattel's CSRs are awesome.

... That, or they're just relieved to see polite, relaxed messages from somebody whose issue is not their own personal Armageddon, especially in December.

I was told to start saving my receipts, however, so that's a thing I'll keep in mind for the future.
I picked up this two-pack about two weeks ago at Tuesday Morning for $10, and let me just say that boy oh boy am I glad I didn't pick it up at Toys R Us for $25.

Now, I'm no stranger to Mattel's quality control failures. I've gotten dolls with two right hands, one badly-molded shoe, two right shoes, two right LEGS, wonky eyes, wonky mouths, wonky hairlines, epic cases of glue hair, missing hands, you name it.

I have never before had a two-pack with quite so many things wrong... while having so very little actually in it.



The box! This is the brown-bag lunch peanut butter & jelly two pack, implying either best-friendsiness or lesbian romance between Twyla and Draculaura, who are supposed to go together like PB&J. An interesting choice given that the last time Twyla and Draculaura had any significant one-on-one interaction was in Haunted.

More pics and complaints behind the cut! )

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